1. What. Is. With. All. The. MUSTACHES? It's weird. I don't like seeing them everywhere. You know, those Pringles-guy-looking ones. I have a feeling it is somehow linked to the equally strange "Steampunk" thing...don't even get me started on that.
A quick search on Etsy resulted in this:
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| I'm uncomfortable. |
2. Surely I can't be the only one who's tired of seeing the "Keep Calm and (fill in the blank) On" thing...everywhere? Maybe it's just me. It's a pretty graphic; it just doesn't speak to me, that's all. Keep Calm and Tennis On. That's one I saw yesterday. "Tennis" isn't even a verb! Knit On. Sew On. Blog On. Huh? Even the ones that are verbs...just...just stop already. Enough!!!
Now here's one I do like...
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| Spoofs are funny. |
3. I love fabric flowers as much as the next person, I really do. But if I see one more "fabric flower tutorial," I think my eyeballs might fall out.
4. I realize that it's supposedly over, but...why is/was/is/was bacon such a fad? Why? I read something somewhere where the author made a comment like, "don't pretend to like bacon just because you want to sound cool" and I thought it was a joke. Then I realized that bacon is somehow..."in." It's bacon. I realize I'm showing myself to be completely un-hip and out of it...but I really don't get it. Bacon???
| It's bacon. Get over it. |
I AGREE on all the above points!
ReplyDeleteWhat, you don't like deep fried chocolate-covered bacon?? lol, just kidding. I totally agree with you on each and every one of these.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! You are hilarious! The bacon thing in hilarious. Chocolate covered bacon!? i just don't get it. I love salty and sweet, but that just crosses a line. And the keep calm and _________ on kills me. What does that even mean!? Add one more thing to your plate so you REALLY don't feel calm? I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThat post made me laugh! Found you through Jen's Highs and Lows.
ReplyDeleteOh girlfriend, we are cut from the same painters' dropcloth :-) I'm SO with you on all of these!
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